“You’re simultaneously the smartest and the dumbest student I’ve ever had…. You’re like one of God’s great unfinished creations.”
My advisor
Ugh.

Ugh.

(Source: ovadiaandsons)

The things that come out of my body some days are kind of akin to what I imagine the pile of rejected ideas looked like leading up to MTV’s “Joe’s Apartment”. I, personally, feel like the arbiter of a stack of ideas too vulgar and puerile to make it to the final cut of a movie featuring a cast of synchronized swimming, chorus line-singing cockroaches.

“

I’m old enough to bleed

I’m old enough to breed

I’m old enough to crack a brick in your teeth while you sleep

”
Yolandi Visser 
“Well, I guess nothing that bad could happen…”
Alec, ordering tickets to an A$AP Rocky concert in Atlanta proper.
“You never really struck me as you know….the, uh, one woman kind of guy…”
My Faculty Adviser.